Wise words from the village idiot: another breakthrough, pay tax and become a bad citizen… don’t vote.

Another breakthrough happening in my village.. as a village idiot I can’t make sense out of it. Cabinet dissolved and I am expected to clap hands to this. Okey, maybe I will try to sing all the songs of praise touting amayi chiwongolero for being a listening president barely 24 hours after we all thought dissolving the cabinet would be the last thing she would do. 

Why am I being incredulous here? Are village idiots not supposed to be sceptical over things that do not make sense in their little brain? Look here, this is not the first time that we have had a seating president dissolving his cabinet (“her” in this case) ministers have been dropped and picked, chopped and re-hired, booted out and re-appointed, so goes the extravaganza. 

What we keep having are the very same names either changing portfolios, given long breaks or assigned to other duties. You get fired today be assured that you will be re-hired in future either by the same president or by his or her successor. Just make sure that you keep showing all the traits of a hand-clapper in you and to some extent that you are still keeping your old dirty mouth. You will be picked as an influential cabinet minister and in charge of campaign and insulting people during political rallies.

For example the name Brown Mpinganjira, how do you remember him? From being an influential UDF figure, fired, formed his NDA, rejoined UDF, then there was MCP, then he became an apostle, bishop, founder, general overseer, prophet, reverend, moderator of some church, now we are talking about him being PP as a cabinet minister, former of course. Do you see him not bouncing back? I am seeing him back in cabinet unless otherwise.

Uladi Mussa, remember him? Another greedy politician who survives on nothing but our tax. Don’t re-appoint him in cabinet and you will hear he is back revamping his Maravi party as president. All he cares about is power and hurling insults at people in the name of campaigning.

Should I go on? Yes, there is Ken Lipenga, served as cabinet minister from the time of Muluzi, he was there with Bingu, so close. Guys, the village idiot is talking the very same names here. 

You remember the likes of Kandodo, Sidik Mia, Gotani Hara, Ephraim Mganda Chiume. Then there is Hennery Phoya, Ralph Kasambara, John Bande, the list is endless. Just two years ago they all sang “amayi a bingu ifeyo,” ate our tax money, destroyed everything about Malawi only to abandon the late Bingu because it meant the end of their treasure hunt. They saw an opening lock somewhere and couldn’t afford to let it go because they are so addicted to money and power. 

Now they wanted us to believe that JB is the messiah that we all have been longing for forgetting that just some 18 months ago some of them called JB all sorts of names and she was a brand they couldn’t want to be seen being associated with. POLITICS! Mmmmmmmh!

They from nowhere threw in the ocean their blue attire because orange became the real deal. This colour was the talk of town. Not because they loved the orange, but rather the money that was wrapped in the colour orange. They couldn’t afford to be talking in thousands yet the opening lock was there to give them an opportunity where they would be talking in millions and billions once again. 

What else are these politicians doing? Putting together some brilliant young men, turning them into hand-clappers forgetting that for our political system to be overhauled us as the youths need to be greatly involved and chase all these greedy politicians and take charge. There are better ways we can participate in our political system than being cheer leaders iwo azitipakulira pamutu basi ife busy kusenza zithunzi ndiku waombela mmanja basi. Geese! 

Hey maybe you have forgotten, JB is not dumb no wonder she started business at the age of 21 so money is not a problem with her, hahahahaha! Where did that come from? Maso pa next cabinet, trust me the very same names are bouncing back, besides JB herself was UDF, DPP and now PP there is no problem with that. Hahahahahaha to this again..  So the village idiot is saying he will continue paying tax but will not vote in 2014 because he wants to become a very bad citizen.